Thinking back just a few years ago, we would never have dreamed that by 2012 there would be enough looping pedals out there to warrant their own page on a musical shop site. For instance, check this page where there are 19 products listed (and there are others).

So my question is, with all this choice and all the experts around, how come there is still (IMHO) no perfect go-to stereo looper (with fade) out there?

Answers on a postcard please.